Never to the dark side Posted Sunday at 08:16 Share Posted Sunday at 08:16 Thought I would listen to Radio Bristol on Saturday after 6pm with up load about Bristol City poets. That's time I will never get back,nothing to do with football its about the City of Bristol. I know a few years ago there was a Bristol City follower who wrote poems ABOUT Bristol City Top of my head it was a guy called Calloway and it was titled something Bristol City ruined my day and made my life I do have the audio cassette some where,can any recall the audio tape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Silvio Dante Posted Sunday at 08:32 Popular Post Share Posted Sunday at 08:32 “There was a young coach called Manning Who was obsessed with technical planning But he forgot the biggest bit Was to ensure we didn’t play shit And have Sinclair Armstrong miss a tap in” 2 23 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abraham Romanovich Posted Sunday at 08:37 Share Posted Sunday at 08:37 (edited) There was young man named Manning Who understood football through planning If it wasn't so boring We 'd try and stop snoring And on OTIB give him less of a panning. (with thanks to John Betjeman) Edited Sunday at 08:42 by Abraham Romanovich 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Roe Posted Sunday at 08:56 Popular Post Share Posted Sunday at 08:56 There once was a man named Brian, Who's teknical skills we rely on, He promised progress, Front foot no less, Turns out that the muppet was lyin' 1 22 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roe Posted Sunday at 08:59 Share Posted Sunday at 08:59 There was another called Jon, Given with a pen and crayon, His designs aren't the best, We've a dodgy new crest, Now please just **** off and move on 2 9 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted Sunday at 09:15 Share Posted Sunday at 09:15 26 minutes ago, Abraham Romanovich said: There was young man named Manning Who understood football through planning If it wasn't so boring We 'd try and stop snoring And on OTIB give him less of a panning. (with thanks to John Betjeman) With that in mind....... Come friendly bombs and fall on the Minimal And rid us of these foes subliminal Take the stench away from here And give us back our Bristol clear of mutant sister lovers . 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Team Posted Sunday at 09:15 Share Posted Sunday at 09:15 The was a club owner called Steve Whose fans all wished he would leave They’d chant “come back Nige!” And he’d love to oblige And go up to the Premier League 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorenzos Only Goal Posted Sunday at 09:27 Share Posted Sunday at 09:27 (edited) I call this one Hi Yu. Bristol City a club so sad. It's owners were so very bad. Fans patience no longer shines. Edited Sunday at 09:29 by Lorenzos Only Goal 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Brent Posted Sunday at 10:01 Share Posted Sunday at 10:01 Brian Tinnion What has he done to our club Liam Manning too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted Sunday at 10:07 Share Posted Sunday at 10:07 There was a young man called Lansdown As a Chairman he’d had our pants down Wanted a coach on the grass High press, Front foot football my ass He ended up taking us down 1 7 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FNQ Posted Sunday at 10:31 Share Posted Sunday at 10:31 Oh my God Brian the fans are uprising Well f#uck me Jon it’s hardly surprising Manningballs crap, why should we take the wrap Lets sack the **** in the morning 3 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olé Posted Sunday at 11:59 Share Posted Sunday at 11:59 It's remarkable how few words I had to change. If, by Rudyard Kipling (Dolman Stand season ticket holder) If you can keep your head when all around you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make the same three substitutions too: If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Sideways passing, painful on the eyes, Or being hated don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise; If you can dream—for example football played faster; If you can think—how boring can I make this game, If you can meet with both Triumph and Disaster And treat Bristol City fans to something so lame: If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken "Once beat Southampton", let’s take them for fools, Other than that Jesus this football is totally broken, Sleep inducing shite despite given all the tools; If you can make one heap of when you’re winning Stoke, Derby, Blackburn away didn’t give a toss, And we lose, 0-4, 0-3, 0-3 despite your spinning, And never breathe a word about your loss: If you can force feed fans one up top not 4-4-2 To serve up shite—they all wish you were gone, And clinging on when there is nothing to you Except the reason you’re still here: ’Tinnion!’ If you can empty crowds but keep your tactics, Front foot football—do we really need another touch, If neither midfield nor wing can get it in the mix, All men count your passes, but far too much: If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of midfield possession, Wasting Earthy, Twine and everything that’s in it, And—which is more—Liam Manning, you’re done. 8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broodje Posted Sunday at 12:01 Share Posted Sunday at 12:01 We are the City Ashton Gate is where we play Football. **** the Gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The dastardly red Posted Sunday at 12:18 Share Posted Sunday at 12:18 Grass grows under feet I fly down the wing for you Horizon stays grey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorenzos Only Goal Posted Sunday at 12:44 Share Posted Sunday at 12:44 25 minutes ago, The dastardly red said: Grass grows under feet I fly down the wing for you Horizon stays grey Exceptional haiku 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoystonFoote'snephew Posted Sunday at 13:08 Share Posted Sunday at 13:08 3 hours ago, One Team said: The was a club owner called Steve Whose fans all wished he would leave They’d chant “come back Nige!” And he’d love to oblige And go up to the Premier League No they don't. Just a few on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted Sunday at 13:08 Share Posted Sunday at 13:08 I will shout Lansdowns out And take the snake For all our sake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted Sunday at 13:26 Share Posted Sunday at 13:26 Oh I was told That there are two teams In Bristol But there is only one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richwwtk Posted Sunday at 14:51 Share Posted Sunday at 14:51 6 hours ago, Never to the dark side said: Thought I would listen to Radio Bristol on Saturday after 6pm with up load about Bristol City poets. That's time I will never get back,nothing to do with football its about the City of Bristol. I know a few years ago there was a Bristol City follower who wrote poems ABOUT Bristol City Top of my head it was a guy called Calloway and it was titled something Bristol City ruined my day and made my life I do have the audio cassette some where,can any recall the audio tape? Gareth Calway I think, I had the CD @Bristol Rob knew him fairly well, from memory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Leigh of Somerset Posted Sunday at 15:00 Share Posted Sunday at 15:00 3 hours ago, Olé said: It's remarkable how few words I had to change. If, by Rudyard Kipling (Dolman Stand season ticket holder) If you can keep your head when all around you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make the same three substitutions too: If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Sideways passing, painful on the eyes, Or being hated don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise; If you can dream—for example football played faster; If you can think—how boring can I make this game, If you can meet with both Triumph and Disaster And treat Bristol City fans to something so lame: If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken "Once beat Southampton", let’s take them for fools, Other than that Jesus this football is totally broken, Sleep inducing shite despite given all the tools; If you can make one heap of when you’re winning Stoke, Derby, Blackburn away didn’t give a toss, And we lose, 0-4, 0-3, 0-3 despite your spinning, And never breathe a word about your loss: If you can force feed fans one up top not 4-4-2 To serve up shite—they all wish you were gone, And clinging on when there is nothing to you Except the reason you’re still here: ’Tinnion!’ If you can empty crowds but keep your tactics, Front foot football—do we really need another touch, If neither midfield nor wing can get it in the mix, All men count your passes, but far too much: If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of midfield possession, Wasting Earthy, Twine and everything that’s in it, And—which is more—Liam Manning, you’re done. Brilliant..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristol Rob Posted Sunday at 15:01 Share Posted Sunday at 15:01 9 minutes ago, richwwtk said: Gareth Calway I think, I had the CD @Bristol Rob knew him fairly well, from memory Correct! I believe his book was called 'Bristol City, made my day but ruined my life'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsquirrel Posted Sunday at 17:11 Share Posted Sunday at 17:11 Ole, inspired by your season ticket holder some words from SLF. unedited If I thought you could find a way, I'd tell you to go get lost But why ask you to pay attention when your brain can't stand the cost? Look at you And the state you're in, next to you Even a brick is thin You oughta scratch from the human race You are a waste of a name A waste of time and a waste of space You've only one claim to fame I don't like you If a thought came into your head, it would die of loneliness You rate absolute zero, no more and not even less Look at you Oh, what a state, next to you Short planks are underweight You oughta scratch from the human race You are a waste of a name A waste of time and a waste of space You've only one claim to fame I don't like you Annoyed, annoyed, no I'm not paranoid 'Cause that would mean I have to care and I couldn't be annoyed You don't entertain ideas, you just simply bore them You couldn't find your feet if you were looking for them Looking at you It's hard for me, next to you Is nowhere to be You oughta scratch from the human race You are a waste of a name A waste of time and a waste of space You've only one claim to fame I don't like you 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The turtle Posted Sunday at 17:20 Share Posted Sunday at 17:20 Front foot football was what they said, But It barely gets me out of bed. You see endless passing at the back, Is a torturous way to attack. The squad can do better was the reason, Yet, the reset seems season after season. So how long will this current one last? I don't know, but please make it more fun and fast. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted Sunday at 19:29 Share Posted Sunday at 19:29 Baldrick's "The mood around Ashton Gate" Doom, doom, doom, doom. Doom, doom, doom, doom. Doom, doom, doom, doom. 5 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midlands Robin Posted Sunday at 19:38 Share Posted Sunday at 19:38 There was an academy manager called Tinnion Who was promoted because he had no opinion He got Manning in And said we would win And that's why he's Jon Lansdown's minion Too harsh? 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AppyDAZE Posted Sunday at 21:11 Share Posted Sunday at 21:11 (edited) 1 hour ago, Midlands Robin said: Baldrick's "The mood around Ashton Gate" Doom, doom, doom, doom. Doom, doom, doom, doom. Doom, doom, doom, doom. That’s good, that’s really clever. Post of the day. Love Blackadder, it’s the best. Edited Sunday at 21:12 by AppyDAZE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrs Court Red Posted Monday at 06:26 Share Posted Monday at 06:26 Sneaky Brian waited, ready to attack Poor old Nige had errored, and had exposed his back Onward slithered Brian, and plunged the dagger deep, Soon Brian found his master, he woke him from his sleep, “I’ve done it master, we have won”, their victory complete. The tale isn’t yet over, much to their despair, the nerds from accursed OTIB, lead rebellion to their lair. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted Monday at 08:13 Share Posted Monday at 08:13 The football espoused by the Manning, As much fun as a Roman trepanning, Monotone guff, Enough is enough! Jonny Boy needs a ******* good panning. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt-Hertz Posted Monday at 08:15 Share Posted Monday at 08:15 12 hours ago, Midlands Robin said: There was an academy manager called Tinnion Who was promoted because he had no opinion He got Manning in And said we would win And that's why he's Jon Lansdown's minion Too harsh? Brian Tinnion? He ain't no Lawrence Binyon! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudski Posted Monday at 10:00 Share Posted Monday at 10:00 In red and white, the hopes arise, Bristol City, beneath the skies. A club with dreams that soar and dive, Yet shadows linger, struggles thrive. With chants that echo through the stands, And loyal hearts that fill the lands, Promises made of glory and grace, But truth and triumph often misplace. Season after season, the tales unfold, Of potential bright, yet fortunes cold. In every match, the weight of the past, Whispers of “next time,” yet none come fast. The lies of glory, a fleeting spark, In hopes that fade as the nights grow dark. Yet still they rise, the faithful few, For love runs deep, and dreams renew. So here’s to the journey, both harsh and sweet, In every heartbeat, the passion beats. Though underachieving may mark their way, Bristol City, forever will play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted Monday at 10:09 Share Posted Monday at 10:09 (edited) 19 hours ago, Bristol Rob said: Correct! I believe his book was called 'Bristol City, made my day but ruined my life'. Manning the punk hasn’t had the ‘sudden impact’ expected…. Edited Monday at 10:10 by Harry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davefevs Posted Monday at 10:16 Share Posted Monday at 10:16 6 minutes ago, Harry said: Manning the punk hasn’t had the ‘sudden impact’ expected…. Are you dirty, Harry? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SydneyCity Posted Monday at 10:38 Share Posted Monday at 10:38 Web bird copier Says that he’s a maverick Delusion’s his art Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Dante Posted Monday at 10:40 Share Posted Monday at 10:40 21 minutes ago, Davefevs said: Are you dirty, Harry? “I know what you’re thinking. This is a Manning 45, one of the most boring halves in the world and it could make your head nod clean off at this distance. So, have we had six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this lack of excitement I’ve kind of forgotten myself. So you have to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well do you, punk?” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudski Posted Monday at 10:43 Share Posted Monday at 10:43 In Bristol's heart, where hopes align, Stands Brian Tinnion, spinning lines. With charm and flair, he weaves a dream, Yet shadows linger, dimming the gleam. Liam Manning, bright but unprepared, Treads waters deep, where few have dared. In tactics tangled, he struggles to steer, As whispers of doubt grow louder each year. The Robins soar, or so they say, But underachievement haunts their play. Once proud and fierce, now drifting slow, Fans long for the fire, the passion to show. In every match, the echoes ring, Promises made but left in the swing. Yet through the trials, the spirit remains, A hope that someday, true glory regains. In Bristol's realm, where dreams take flight, Lies Brian Tinnion, cloaked in the night. With words that shimmer but lack the depth, He spins his tales, but the truth’s bereft. Liam Manning stands, a deer in the fray, Treading waters deep, struggling each day. Unfamiliar ground, his vision unclear, As fans watch their hopes dissolve into fear. Bristol City, once fierce and bold, Now trapped in a cycle of stories retold. Promises made, yet victory's thin, The weight of the past, a burden within. In the stands, the echoes of what could be, A longing for glory, a thirst to be free. Yet through the struggle, a flicker remains A hope that one day, true triumph regains. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SydneyCity Posted Monday at 11:00 Share Posted Monday at 11:00 Coppell then Millen McInnes, O’Driscoll, Lee Holden and Manning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oh Louie louie Posted Monday at 11:30 Share Posted Monday at 11:30 Brian many say you were the best passer in the third division. But your history of signings are you doing your revision? How many are fit to wear the jersey? Some say you made a career out of one goal, the night you scored we were singing ferry across the mersey. Millions spent what will it yield, You bottled it once and went in goal remember that we'll a six pointer at chesterfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Hitler Posted Monday at 12:10 Share Posted Monday at 12:10 Liam, this is dreadful stuff! You spent the money fast enough; The goals are there to miss, 'tis clear, You give us few to make us cheer. But oh, Southampton did we beat, Is that enough to fill each seat? The substitutions that you make; They give us all the belly-ache. With deep and genuinely sincere apologies to A E Housman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pongo88 Posted Monday at 15:16 Share Posted Monday at 15:16 I wandered lonely as a cloud, That floats on high with my mate, When all at once I saw a crowd, Heading toward Ashton Gate Everyone hoped to see a goal But all they got was Manningball (With inspiration from William Wordsworth) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Ian M Posted Monday at 15:30 Admin Share Posted Monday at 15:30 There once was a head coach called Manning Whose football drew widespread panning He banged on about behaviour But wasn’t our saviour And now we wish for his canning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellist Posted Monday at 16:51 Share Posted Monday at 16:51 Shall I compare thee to a dull, grey game? Thou art more stagnant and less inspiring, Rough kicks do shake the play that brings no fame, And Manning's style sees hopes of glory tiring. Sometime too bright, our chances in the sun, But often dimmed by passes slow and wide, And every hope from victories we've won Is soon cut short as passion's pace subsides. But thy dull tactics shall not make hearts race, Nor shall the fans in awe or joy behold, When all thy efforts lack the thrill of chase, And even triumph feels so far from bold. So long as teams shall play, or fans can see, We'll hope for better days from Bristol City. With thanks to Shakespeare/ChatGPT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretSam Posted Monday at 16:59 Share Posted Monday at 16:59 Bristol is my city City are my team I'm lactose intolerant So I don't like cream 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superjack Posted Monday at 18:24 Share Posted Monday at 18:24 Roses are red So are the City Even though currently They play pretty shitty 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slartibartfast Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago On 14/10/2024 at 17:51, cellist said: Shall I compare thee to a dull, grey game? Thou art more stagnant and less inspiring, Rough kicks do shake the play that brings no fame, And Manning's style sees hopes of glory tiring. Sometime too bright, our chances in the sun, But often dimmed by passes slow and wide, And every hope from victories we've won Is soon cut short as passion's pace subsides. But thy dull tactics shall not make hearts race, Nor shall the fans in awe or joy behold, When all thy efforts lack the thrill of chase, And even triumph feels so far from bold. So long as teams shall play, or fans can see, We'll hope for better days from Bristol City. With thanks to Shakespeare/ChatGPT Thank you Kit Marlow ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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