Guest Neo Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Little Bruce was in his prep school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, mechanic. Bruce was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let the man have his wicked way." The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Bruce aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Bruce , "My father plays football for Bristol City, but I was just too embarrassed to say". Typical Rovers fans! Also received this last week, the line was "my Dad plays rugby for Australia ..." ; still mildly amusing though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bawno Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 Thats not even funny. If you want some good gas jokes buy the un-official programme-1 team in bristol. Some class ones in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Of The Dolman Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 One Team In Bristol is funny such jokes as What Is The Difference Between Bristol Rovers And A Teabag? The Teabag Stays In The Cup Longer and other quality laughs and at £1.20 you can't go wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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