RedZepperin Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Johnathan Gould - a book on "How not to lose customers by being efficient" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lita For Congo Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 They had a similar piece like this in the Green Un' at the weekend, pretty interesting it was. On e of both City and Rovers and some of the suggestions made me chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 Danny Wilson - A one way ticket to anywhere out of Bristol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cider head Posted December 22, 2003 Share Posted December 22, 2003 3 points on boxing day with a 5-0 win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Watts Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Johnathan Gould - a book on "How not to lose customers by being efficient" Jolly nice of you to include the ex-Coventry and Celtic keeper there Robbored....Would you get Richard Gould something as well...?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbored Posted December 23, 2003 Share Posted December 23, 2003 Ooooops!!... Actually it was a case of "spot the deliberate mistake".......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Neo Posted December 24, 2003 Share Posted December 24, 2003 These are tongue in cheek before the happy-clappies start! Steve Phillips : A megaphone to enhance his whisper Mike Stowell : An age reduction; about 15 years would suffice Louis Carey : A human size nose Mickey Bell : Henna highlighting kit and a new nail polish Craig Woodman : A bit of composure and some Red-Bull at half-time Danny Coles : Last seasons form Tony Butler : Any sort of form Clayton Fortune : A part in the sequel to “Live and Let Die” Matthew Hill : Non-triangular football boots Kevin Amankwaah : a friend named Thumper and a part in the icecapades Tommy Doherty : 100 Marlboro (lights of course) and a “carivan for me ma” Joe Burnell : Danny to finish with Lee and come back to him Luke Wilkshire : A rugby team to be proud of Brian Tinnion : a halo and wings Aaron Brown : Lucozade; gallons of it Marvin Brown : A place on the bench for starters Simon Clist : a start or 10 in a natural position to him Christian Roberts : a cool head and a decent run of games Lee Peacock : A new wardrobe Lee Miller : studs in his boots and 1 stone of weight Lee Matthews : BUPA subscription Leroy Lita : A smaller head; his forehead is huge. His eyebrows are 3 inches above his eyes. Living proof of extra terrestrial life. Think about it; do humans run like that? Seranki Simpson : A season long loan move to speed his development Darren Hawkins and Lee Mcguire : Who? The Fans : A bit less panic and a lot more noise Danny Wilson : Tactical nous Frank Barlow : Anger management classes; the bloke is an embarrassment to his profession during games. Somebody likes the spot-light me thinks? Steve Lansdown : A bit more respect from some on his forum ME : A life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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