edson Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Now that we've signed Goodfellow, the song and the headlines write themselves. However, not to be outdone, Man Utd have gone a step further with their transfer dealings this week, and the headline writers must be rubbing their hands with glee: Man Utd Signing And on his way out.. My favourites have to be: Man Utd rule out Butt swap And: Sir Alex Ferguson will have to wait before seeing Dong in action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antman Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 But sadly due to yesterdays retirement we won't get DONG SQUEEZED OUT SEAMAN IN THE GOALMOUTH Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave L Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Butt Out As Dong Makes Surprise Entrance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edson Posted January 14, 2004 Author Share Posted January 14, 2004 It's a sign of the tough financial times football is in, when Alex Ferguson has to get his Butt out to accommodate a Dong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mickey Bells left foot Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Butts out, Dong's on his way in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gritbits Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Dong looking forward to coming up the tunnel at Old Trafford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glyn Rileys Mullet Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Dongs in, Butt out, Saha-ha-ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antman Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 DONG'S LOBBED SEAMAN FROM 80 YARDS I know he's s0dding retired!!!! but hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redminster Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 THERE'S NO MORE HOLE UP FRONT AS DONG EASES IN TO BUTT'S CHANNEL Terrible, I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedZepperin Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Now that we've signed Goodfellow, blah, blah, blah, childish double entendres which have nothing to do with Bristol City... This has to qualify as the poorest attempt to justify a non-City thread on the GENERAL CITY FORUM. MODERATORS, PLEASE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edson Posted January 14, 2004 Author Share Posted January 14, 2004 This has to qualify as the poorest attempt to justify a non-City thread on the GENERAL CITY FORUM. MODERATORS, PLEASE! Dear oh dear. Is that the best you can come up with to have a pop at me today, RZ? It's a bit weak, even by your standards. I wasn't aware that you were anti childish double-entendres like these, by the way. Poor little, grumpy bunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocks Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocks Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Dear oh dear. Is that the best you can come up with to have a pop at me today, RZ? It's a bit weak, even by your standards. I wasn't aware that you were anti childish double-entendres like these, by the way. Poor little, grumpy bunny. Hey, don't bring me into this just because someone took a dump in RZ's handbag this morning. Oh, go on then. You have to admit the following though: 1) he is right about your cunning device for ensuring this stays on this forum (well done by the way). 2) my childish double-entendres were better than yours. 3) RZ is definitely becoming the Margo Leadbetter of the forum. Anyway, here's my effort for you: Butt Squeezed Out To Make Room for China's King Dong Thanks to RedTop for the inspiration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edson Posted January 14, 2004 Author Share Posted January 14, 2004 Hey, don't bring me into this just because someone took a dump in RZ's handbag this morning. Oh, go on then. You have to admit the following though: 1) he is right about your cunning device for ensuring this stays on this forum (well done by the way). 2) my childish double-entendres were better than yours. 3) RZ is definitely becoming the Margo Leadbetter of the forum. Anyway, here's my effort for you: Butt Squeezed Out To Make Room for China's King Dong Thanks to RedTop for the inspiration. You want me to admit that your tits are better than my dong? Never! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BournemouthRed Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 When Seaman left Arsenal they had fun......... "Seaman fills Schmeichel's shorts" and the frankly unsurpassed: "Wenger finds Seaman release hard to swallow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthebling Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Nistelrooy looks over his shoulder, worried by on the immense ball talents of Dong?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrocks Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Butt Splits As Up And Coming Dong Enters The Fray Please work the Seaman gag in as you see fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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