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Matthew's Memorial Chants


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Guest BTR_FTG

What chance those North Bristolian scruffs will jump on Elvis Dolman's retro chant bandwagon ? I reckon they'll be singing:

As Matthews was walkin' down Stapleton Road

Munchin', munchin', munchin' on a Big Mac

He spied a chip shop's neon sign, IO, IO,

The chippy said, "whats want my babber?"

So Lee said, "Double saveloy in batter,

Stick in, stick in, half a dozen fishcakes,

Give me, give me a pot of curry sauce,

Leave it, leave it, better leave it unwrapped,

I'm on my way to training I could eat a horse..."

or

Twelve inch pizza,

twelve inch pizza,

pile salami on the top.

Mozzerella in the middle

Lee'll scoff the ****in' lot.

One thing's for sure - they won't be signing about his goal scoring exploits.....

BTR

FTG

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All far too complicated for those Gas heads I've met.

They will probably manage "Oi Matthews you fat Sh!thead Bar steward p*** off back to Trashton!"

The more erudite might give a rendition of "who ate all the pies?" but that's about it.

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Guest BTR_FTG

How about....

In our Memorial slum....

Lee's a human dustbin does nothing but eat

Too fat for a shirt, wear's a blue & white sheet

Right height for his weight would be sixty eight feet.

In our Memorial slum....

BTR

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Guest hillario

maybe.....

Lee matthews ! whoaaaaa ! Lee matthews ! whoaaaaa !

He's come from Ashton Gate !

But we think he's ######in great !

Lee matthews ! whoaaaaa ! Lee matthews ! whoaaaaa !

............ maybe not then . :D

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