Guest BTR_FTG Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 What chance those North Bristolian scruffs will jump on Elvis Dolman's retro chant bandwagon ? I reckon they'll be singing: As Matthews was walkin' down Stapleton Road Munchin', munchin', munchin' on a Big Mac He spied a chip shop's neon sign, IO, IO, The chippy said, "whats want my babber?" So Lee said, "Double saveloy in batter, Stick in, stick in, half a dozen fishcakes, Give me, give me a pot of curry sauce, Leave it, leave it, better leave it unwrapped, I'm on my way to training I could eat a horse..." or Twelve inch pizza, twelve inch pizza, pile salami on the top. Mozzerella in the middle Lee'll scoff the ****in' lot. One thing's for sure - they won't be signing about his goal scoring exploits..... BTR FTG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uncle Ern Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Quality !!! How about "Rollout the barrell'' or "You'll never take the snack bar" or "Goodnight Pie-rene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BTR_FTG Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Or... Tiptoe, through the Tote End With your Clarkes Pie & A Twix & Mars Bar Tiptoe, through the Tote End, with Lee. BTR FTG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port Said Red Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 All far too complicated for those Gas heads I've met. They will probably manage "Oi Matthews you fat Sh!thead Bar steward p*** off back to Trashton!" The more erudite might give a rendition of "who ate all the pies?" but that's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BournemouthRed Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 I imagine they won't get a chance to make any chants up about him because he's an injury-prone lard bucket. The fact that he was their top performer last night says a hell of a lot about exactly how sh!t Rovers really are. Ha ha ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BTR_FTG Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 How about.... In our Memorial slum.... Lee's a human dustbin does nothing but eat Too fat for a shirt, wear's a blue & white sheet Right height for his weight would be sixty eight feet. In our Memorial slum.... BTR FTG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hillario Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 maybe..... Lee matthews ! whoaaaaa ! Lee matthews ! whoaaaaa ! He's come from Ashton Gate ! But we think he's ######in great ! Lee matthews ! whoaaaaa ! Lee matthews ! whoaaaaa ! ............ maybe not then . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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