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LET'S BUY TONY THORPE!

Its a transfer record for Reading. Lita is there for four years. Apart from when he comes back here on loan.

He's happy-cha CHINNGG!! We're happy!

Wait for the tears.... crying.gif

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RIGHT! Put your order in here....

Bling for the Lord..nach...Pimms for the voice...nach....natch anyone?

Come on its a mill we aint going to blow it on some snotty thick headed footballer. Uncle Brian has opened the cheque book.

Who fancies going to the pictures? Popcorn and ticket on Sir Steve Purdown and Lord Colin Sex

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...and....a...BOUNCY BLOODY CASTLE!!  w00t.gif  WHA HEYYY!!

think you could with a few drinks,

especially with this weather you must feel so dehydrated losing a lita rofl2br.gif

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Let's buy HOLLOWHEAD and dress him up as a clown and flick elastic bands at him at half TIME! w00t.gif

WE GOT A MILLION QUID!

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Thats a good idea there, maybe skeletor could do a little jig to cos we have a............. MILLION POUNDS!!!! w00t.gif

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think you could with a few drinks,

especially with this weather you must feel so dehydrated losing a lita  rofl2br.gif

Yes get the litre/lita joke..been doing it for ages..get a proper scriptwriter love.

Wanna borrow a tenner? HAH! PSYCHE! WE GOT A MILLION POUNDS OF YOUR GATE MONEY AND WE ARE HAVING A LAUGH!

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Yes get the litre/lita joke..been doing it for ages..get a proper scriptwriter love.

Wanna borrow a tenner? HAH! PSYCHE! WE GOT A MILLION POUNDS OF YOUR GATE MONEY AND WE ARE HAVING A LAUGH!

no you got a million pounds out of our chairmans wallet.... didnt even come out of our budgeted transfer fund, wahoooo.

remember guys we are a far older club than bristol city(so don't give me plastic), we have averaged more for the last 10 years, we have more money and a nicer ground.

jealousy wub.gif deary me.

kitson and lita - god that sounds good

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NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND AND NINETY EIGHT...NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND AND NINETY NINE...sorry did you say something...

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no you got a million pounds out of our chairmans wallet.... didnt even come out of our budgeted transfer fund, wahoooo.

remember guys we are a far older club than bristol city(so don't give me plastic), we have averaged more for the last 10 years, we have more money and a nicer ground.

jealousy  wub.gif deary me.

kitson and lita - god that sounds good

still reading just a conveinience stop off the M4, besides you cant even fill your ground doh.gif and you seem to finish in the top 8 of the CHAMPIONSHIP!

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NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND AND NINETY EIGHT...NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND AND NINETY NINE...sorry did you say something...

umm Leroy Lita completes his move to Reading FC on a three year deal for 1 million Pounds?? razz.gif

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kitson and lita - god that sounds good

Bouncy castle, jelly cake AND ice cream..and a few hundred thousand to spare..against two over paid sulky footballers..which sounds better now?

Jealous? Are you? Really? Never mind we will save you some cake...HAH!

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still reading just a conveinience stop off the M4, besides you cant even fill your ground  doh.gif and you seem to finish in the top 8 of the CHAMPIONSHIP!

least we are in the championship mate Hmm,

sorry and your not a stop off the m4?

championship with lita and we are having a laugh.... chant6ez.gif

by the way maybe you should fill your ground instead? Hmm, I bet there's a smilie on here that conveys laughter but I'm too lazy to look for it.

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umm Leroy Lita completes his move to Reading FC on a three year deal for 1 million Pounds??  razz.gif

look its obviously a big thing to you so....Leroy Little has signed for who is it again? Oh yes a team in berkshire for....ONE...MILLION....QUID!

Happy? Good.

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least we are in the championship mate Hmm,

sorry and your not a stop off the m4?

championship with lita and we are having a laugh.... chant6ez.gif

by the way maybe you should fill your ground instead? Hmm, I bet there's a smilie on here that conveys laughter but I'm too lazy to look for it.

eeerrrr thats what i was trying to say, YOUR IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP FINISHING TOP 8 AND YOU CANT FILL YOUR GROUND! we still get around 12000 average in LEAGUE 1

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eeerrrr thats what i was trying to say, YOUR IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP FINISHING TOP 8 AND YOU CANT FILL YOUR GROUND! we still get around 12000 average in LEAGUE 1

12,000 and your a city? Hmm, I bet there's a smilie on here that conveys laughter but I'm too lazy to look for it.

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12,000 and your a city? Hmm, I bet there's a smilie on here that conveys laughter but I'm too lazy to look for it.

Says the chelsea rent boys whistling.gif

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The 'championship' being? Oh yes the 2nd division. So a third division player has been bought by a 2nd division club for......

A MILLION QUID?

How much did he cost us?

Well never mind that now thanks for your business there's the door don't keep the receipt and don't listen to a Mr Hollowhead in the car park. He thinks he has a bargain as well.

Good day!

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NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND AND NINETY EIGHT...NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND AND NINETY NINE...sorry did you say something...

Careful Rog , numbers. You know what you are like with numbers .... Words are your strong point , leave the numbers to someone else . whistling.gif

One million pounds . Bloody good business if you ask me . laugh.gif

Can you add a couple of tickets for Springsteen on to the shopping list .

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dance.gif  Dry your eyes mate, I know its hard to take but we all have to accept.....

A Million Up Fronts a Good Fee!  dance.gif

And we can have another party when he moves onto a Premiership team next summer and we get our "sizeable sell on fee".

We could make this party an annual event - July 14th forever more known as Lita Day!

chant6ez.gifchant6ez.gif

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dance.gif  Dry your eyes mate, I know its hard to take but we all have to accept.....

A Million Up Fronts a Good Fee!  dance.gif

Yes but as our cockney chum points out we are not a 2nd divisio...sorry...CHAMPIONSHIP club. Till 06/07 season anyway.

Hello is that the bank? I'd like a balance check please....HOW MUCH? w00t.gif

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12,000 and your a city? Hmm, I bet there's a smilie on here that conveys laughter but I'm too lazy to look for it.

You're very lazy.. also, go back to your forum and leave us and our MILLION pounds alone happy.gif

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Can you add a couple of tickets for Springsteen on to the shopping list .

Tickets? TICKETS?

We could now play him up front with Stewart. Until some sucker buys him off us for 5 million. Afternoon Mr Madjeski.

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Yes but as our cockney chum points out we are not a 2nd divisio...sorry...CHAMPIONSHIP club. Till 06/07 season anyway.

Hello is that the bank? I'd like a balance check please....HOW MUCH?  w00t.gif

wouldn't happen to be around

£££££££££££££££1 MILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!! dance.gif

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12,000 and your a city? Hmm, I bet there's a smilie on here that conveys laughter but I'm too lazy to look for it.

Reading applied to be a city a few years ago but got turned down!

Remember we have two football teams in this city. The fact that Reading cannot fill their stadium in the Championship is very poor

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But lets be kind to our cockney chum who has now started his OWN thread to try to get a whiney gloaty little word in.

They are a massive massive club...like Juventus...but a MILLION QUID LIGHTER..AND NO PATRICK VIERA... w00t.gif

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I can see they (Reading) are erecting some large barn doors behind each goal at the Madjeski already.

BCAGFC

P.s. Have never liked the Madjeski, Elm Park was much better, nice hot days, Terry Cooper talking to the crowd, police dogs, oh the memories if you know what I mean. action-smiley-028.gif

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Day 1 at training:

Coppell: right lads this is Leroy Little we signed him from Bristol CITY at enormous cost-everyone off on a traning run-except you Little.

Little: What do you want me to do boss?

Coppell: practice hitting the target...see that cow's arse? Take this MILLION pound banjo and...

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Day 1 at training:

Coppell: right lads this is Leroy Little we signed him from Bristol CITY at enormous cost-everyone off on a traning run-except you Little.

Little: What do you want me to do boss?

Coppell: practice hitting the target...see that cow's arse? Take this MILLION pound banjo and...

Rog.

I like you..... very very much..... wub.gifwub.gifwub.gif

Maybe I have had too much Pop.

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PRAISE THE LORD!

Looks like Lizzie Dukes bling factory for you old son. Pick out a sov...you've earned it!

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annanimo Posted Today, 3:40 PM

  Yes, we've got £1 million.

Great.

All we need to do now is spend that on a talented striker!

SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! shutup.gif

Don't go giving the board ideas, or we'll miss out on the jelly and ice cream....... not to mention the bouncy castle..... i can't wait!!!! dance.gif

LETS ALL HAVE A PARTY...la la la dance.gif

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Day 1 at training:

Coppell: right lads this is Leroy Little we signed him from Bristol CITY at enormous cost-everyone off on a traning run-except you Little.

Little: What do you want me to do boss?

Coppell: practice hitting the target...see that cow's arse? Take this MILLION pound banjo and...

so funny how you lot are saying how happier you are to see him gone for a million... god you are all great liars. just funny how the other day your board started a petition to keep Leroy here wasnt it.

yeah he must be a woeful finisher if he scored 29 goals last year.

thing is you got a million and you wont even see that to buy and players because your so broke rofl2br.gif .

also without lita where are your goals going to come from? brooker and stewart have no pace. stewart will score a fair few but deary me wouldnt like to be a Bristol City fan these days. the fact you lost to Brighton aswell in the playoff final a couple of seasons back sums you up

don't worry your kids may one day see City in the Championship rofl2br.gif

aww look he seems over joyed at joining us. looks good with a Reading shirt doesnt he. laugh.gif

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so funny how you lot are saying how happier you are to see him gone for a million... god you are all great liars. just funny how the other day your board started a petition to keep Leroy here wasnt it.

yeah he must be a woeful finisher if he scored 29 goals last year.

thing is you got a million and you wont even see that to buy and players because your so broke  rofl2br.gif .

also without lita where are your goals going to come from? brooker and stewart have no pace. stewart will score a fair few but deary me wouldnt like to be a Bristol City fan these days. the fact you lost to Brighton aswell in the playoff final a couple of seasons back sums you up

don't worry your kids may one day see City in the Championship rofl2br.gif

aww look he seems over joyed at joining us. looks good with a Reading shirt doesnt he.  laugh.gif

It was just to sucker you fools in....... razz.gif

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so funny how you lot are saying how happier you are to see him gone for a million... god you are all great liars. just funny how the other day your board started a petition to keep Leroy here wasnt it.

yeah he must be a woeful finisher if he scored 29 goals last year.

thing is you got a million and you wont even see that to buy and players because your so broke  rofl2br.gif .

also without lita where are your goals going to come from? brooker and stewart have no pace. stewart will score a fair few but deary me wouldnt like to be a Bristol City fan these days. the fact you lost to Brighton aswell in the playoff final a couple of seasons back sums you up

don't worry your kids may one day see City in the Championship rofl2br.gif

aww look he seems over joyed at joining us. looks good with a Reading shirt doesnt he.  laugh.gif

Don't you have homework to do?

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so funny how you lot are saying how happier you are to see him gone for a million... god you are all great liars. just funny how the other day your board started a petition to keep Leroy here wasnt it.

YES A PETITON WE ALL SIGNED-HAH!

yeah he must be a woeful finisher if he scored 29 goals last year.

IN THE THIRD DIVISION

thing is you got a million and you wont even see that to buy and players because your so broke.

IF HAVING MONEY MEANS FORKING OUT A RECORD ON ONE PLAYER....

also without lita where are your goals going to come from? brooker and stewart have no pace. stewart will score a fair

AND THATS ANSWERED YOUR OWN QUESTION

don't worry your kids may one day see City in the Championship

DIVISION 2? BEEN THERE DONE THAT

aww look he seems over joyed at joining us. looks good with a Reading shirt doesnt he. 

I WOULD BE PISSING MYSELF IF I WAS HOLDING UP A MILLION POUND SHIRT AS WELL

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so funny how you lot are saying how happier you are to see him gone for a million... god you are all great liars. just funny how the other day your board started a petition to keep Leroy here wasnt it.

yeah he must be a woeful finisher if he scored 29 goals last year.

thing is you got a million and you wont even see that to buy and players because your so broke  .

also without lita where are your goals going to come from? brooker and stewart have no pace. stewart will score a fair few but deary me wouldnt like to be a Bristol City fan these days. the fact you lost to Brighton aswell in the playoff final a couple of seasons back sums you up

don't worry your kids may one day see City in the Championship

aww look he seems over joyed at joining us. looks good with a Reading shirt doesnt he.

I'm amazed that no one mentioned the dodgy knee before he actualy signed for them, how he got through the medical is amazing!!!! laugh.gif

When i read TINMANS comments on the main site afterwards about him wishing he'd fail the medical i was surprised he never rang them up and tipped them off! Still there's one born every minute!!

Thanks for the million john!! razz.gif

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Technically Reading are not a million quid lighter but their chairman is.

Now if I was a Reading fan that would worry me a bit. The fact that their chairman has had to dip in to his own pocket to pay for a player tells me that the club itself has no money. All well and good while Mr Autotrader is happy but what if that changes.

More importantly who will benefit when Lita decides (or is told by his agent) that he no longer wants to play for Reading. On the principle that no does anything for nowt, I would assume that Mr Madjeski will be looking to recoup his £1m. As most transfer deals involve sell on clauses etc this could also be a nice little earner for him.

In the short term Reading may have gained a player but not so sure about the long term. Of course it would have been even better business on our part if we could have persuaded them to take Scott Murray back as part of the deal. Buy one and get one free?

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The bouncy castle the jelly the ice cream and the cake have been booked for 29th april against Swinedon.

It will have a catchy name. The Leroy Lita memorial PROMOTION PARTY.

Sir Steve Purdown and Lord Colin Sex will be lobbing bundles of tenners in to the crowd (away fans excepted) if there is any left over we couldn't spend of Swiss Toni Madjeskis money.

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