Percy Parrot Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 It's one of those annoying things in life. You go into the Gents, a place for the more 'essential' needs of human life. So you go in and there is a guy doing his hair in the mirror. He's already got every hair position with a litre of gel and now, lay out in front of the mirror he has a protractor and mathematical equations to establish just what angle each hair should be at. He also has scissors, comb, hair dryer, hair straighteners and curling tongs. Now you go into a cubicle and do an elephant-sized dump, read the newspaper, graffiti the wall, steal some bog rolls (I think that's a studenty thing) and whatever else you do in a toilet. You come out what feels like 3 months later...but in reality is probably about 5-10-15 minutes. But in the time that it's taken you to do ALL that he is STILL there doing his bl00dy hair!!! What do you do? *NB- choice TWO should say in YOUR own mind* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Wait until they've finished and then put your hand on their head and mess it all up again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chalky Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Laugh at them! :Hmm, yeah that's really funny Tarquin.: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ciderhead Reynolds Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 gotta be the last 1 , bit random this though aint it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest citylady Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Well if i was allowed in the gents (which I'm glad I'm not) it would be the last one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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