potbelly Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 It`s Sunday evening and i decide that my hair needs a trim. I always do my own, so i settled down in the kitchen with my trusty clippers. So far so good. After i had finished, an excellent job as usual, i called Mrs Potbelly downstairs to tidy up the back bit that i can`t reach and do the tricky bits around the ears. Now, Mrs Potbelly has performed this task on numerous occasions without incident. As she was running downstairs i removed the #3 plate and lowered the blades ready for her to do her bit. (you`re ahead of me now arn`t you?) I turned the clippers back on, the loud vibrating sound muffled her saying something about missing a bit. The next thing i know she has thrown the clippers down as is lying on the floor in uncontrollable laughter. Wanna see it?? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. What the ##** !!! What do i do now? Do i shave the rest off? Any ideas greatly appreciated, I could also do with some ideas for punishment, remembering that she wears the trousers in this house and i am in fact a wimp. Yours in a state of shock, Potbelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobby Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 You could always claim to be setting a new trend and persuade a few mates to do the same!!! :Cheeky20: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipps Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Sorry Potbelly but that has me in stitches Now if I was you, I would insist on doing Mrs Potbelly's hair for her as a punishment. I guess I would have to take the whole back and sides down a little but not totally off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest g_funk Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 get a bowl, put it on your head, and shave the bottom half off and leave the top! quality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedTop Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Cover it up with a red and white curly wig and tell everyone you're practicing for City's end-of-season promotion celebrations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Can't you do a few wiggly lines in it and say Roberts is your new fav player?! The weather is getting colder again now can you get away with wearing a hat? A similar thing happened to my nephew last summer, right on the front of his head. He cut it all shorter all over and it grew back really quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eviltaxman Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 When I read this to Mrs Taxman, she said "you're having a laugh!" 9 o'clock, Dream Team (on Sky One) has finished and I'm off to the kitchen for a trim. Like Potbelly, I do the donkey work and Mrs Taxman is called upon for the finishing touches. 9.20 I visit the forum and see this. Potbelly, all I can say is do what I have done.... a number one ALL OVER. It saves shampoo and a quick wash is dunking your head in the sink. Mrs Taxman says "should I give lessons to Mrs P?" Sorry, gotta snigger though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Orj Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Well, it must be a consolation that it isn't Tinman's testimonial evening in a few days time where you'd see a couple of hundred of people who know who you are though..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grebes Posted February 15, 2004 Share Posted February 15, 2004 Does Mrs Potbelly cut Lee Miller's hair too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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