midland red Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 something new for sheffield away trip, a double decker "yellow submarine",only time this as been tried since the kursk so we are hoping for fine weather.balaclavas or deerstalkers will be the fashion for the day plus a host of new songs courtesy of our own john lennon- eastender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uncle Ern Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 You forgot ! Drunken behaviour is compulsory. Eastender now looks more like Karl Marx than Groucho Marx courtesy of the white beard. Lester is practicing interrogation techniques. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midland red Posted February 23, 2004 Author Share Posted February 23, 2004 elvis dolman is terribly mistaken or extremely deluded, he knows full well alchohol is not permitted on football coaches, therefore i suggest he finds a mode of transport to said venue that will allow this disgusting habit, and let no more be said on the matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uncle Ern Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 I'm drinking it BEFORE I get on and will be a perfect gentleman (snigger) as always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EastEnder Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 That implies Elvis was a gentleman in a previous life. I can't see any signs of it at all. In any case what "gentleman" would refer to our visiting friends as anything but people, and I quote "Who are the people?" -We are the people "Who are the scum?" They are the scum "Scum diddly dum dum, scum scum!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest malaggro Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 Elvis has been around long enough to have had several previous lives. Can safely say that he has not been a gentleman in any of them. I thought EastEnder was a dead ringer for Colonel Sanders with his new designer goatie (design my Marcrus Stores methinks). The Sub is ready and so are the people. Roll on Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EastEnder Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 On note of disguise I thought Malagro, with his new haircut, did a very decent impression of Action Man He even had the string at the back of his neck - and when you pulled it his eyes moved from left to right! Cider I up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest malaggro Posted February 23, 2004 Share Posted February 23, 2004 As quite an expensive model I also benefit from gripping hands, scar on left cheek (ooerr) and come equipped with a full array of balaclavas. Let cider be the spice of life!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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