Guest malaggro Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 Other than EastEnder are any other submariners going to take a trip to their local army surplus store to get a 'clava? Not long now me'arties Sub shape and Bristol fashion, bright and early Saturday morning. Midland Red don't forget your sextant as you are in sole charge of navigation. ElvisDolman will take confessionals after the first pi$$ stop. Cheers Ship Mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midland red Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 i thought we all was, they are selling out all over bristol and dont worry about directions we can buy the evening post.M32 TURN LEFT FOR ONE MILE etc, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest H Block Drum n' Bass Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 Are people wearing balaclaves up their or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uncle Ern Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 Aye Aye cap'n. Ace avatar Mal Bring me sunshine,bring me cider,bring me life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest malaggro Posted February 24, 2004 Share Posted February 24, 2004 If you want to get ahead get a hat. Or in this case a natty little number that rolls down and becomes a fearsome balaclava!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bristolcityup Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Agreed, If anyone goes up there in a balaclava don't be suprised if ya find ya self locked up in police cell for 1. On suspicion of Robbery, 2. On suspicion of starting a public disorder offence or 3. Some kind of Terror law! goodluck though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest redrum Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 unfortunatley I also agree. An innocent hat might cause concern with police and might even be misinterpretted by the home fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midland red Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 thanks to everyone who posted those warnings about offensive headgear, we on the yellow sub are now having a rethink. so we cannot have anybody wearing particularly nasty levi 501s and especially trendy but abusive stone island jackets as we would not like to portray ourselves as 60 loonies who are going to rape,rob and generally have a good time. yours a very P.C. midland red. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest malaggro Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Here, here Midland Red. We would hate to give the wrong impression. Remember that this is the "winter of love" so, turn up throw up and ##### off. No wearing of hats like Craig David, really very poor on men of an age. i.e. above 7 years. Try to get some sleep, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old spot Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 So a balaclava's a hat? Thats a relief, what i was going to wear could definately have got me arrested! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest malaggro Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Oh no OldSpot, you weren't planning to wear that leather basque again with your own exotic brand of hair gel? Like I said get some sleep. essential wear 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old spot Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 could well be. But dont you think Elvis Dolman's quif would benefit from a bit of gel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest malaggro Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Definately, might need a tub though. Best get to work Spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uncle Ern Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 You've got to HAND it to Old Spot things could get sticky. I'm getting dequiffed before Saturday so's I can get my balaclava on!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old spot Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 dont worry about things getting sticky, with plenty of Stanfords finest on board it wont be an issue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Uncle Ern Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Can't you spell Sandford you inbred pig fiddling Gloucestershire moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old spot Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 obvisselly knottt. still it is in a thirld world county Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest malaggro Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Don't start slagging off Somerset you naughty old Old Spot, or you won't get any angry apple. Behave. Got to get some sleep. :Sleep12: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midland red Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 PLEASE DESIST ON THE HAIR GEL CONTENT, I WAS JUST HAVING A BLACKPUD AND BANANA SANDWICH WHEN I SUDDENLY HAD A VISION OF OLDSPOT DOWN IN HIS GARDEN SHED WITH A COPY OF THE AGRICULTURAL GLOUCESTER GAZETTE, WITH HIS DUNGAREES ROUND HIS ANKLES PRODUCING POTS AND POTS OF "OLDSPOTS MAGIC GEL",I"M AFRAID I"VE HONKED ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD. YOURS A VERY NAUSEOUS MIDLAND RED. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest malaggro Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Quality MidlandRed, pure quality. The dungarees you speak of are the height of Gloucestershire fashion and were obtained when OldSpot gatecrashed the anti-war demo at Lyneham. There is one cold lesbian up there tonight!! Hope your feeling better now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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