Antman Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 In the light of the total rebuttal of the Norwich rumours from the club, I thought I'd be first on with the next Brooker to... rumour/story/rubbishHe is in fact not really a player at all, but a tightly woven collective of gerbils operating under a latex body suit. This only came to light when Mr Lansdown found the Bristol City official sunflower seed store had been broken into and completely emptied. This tallied with the discovery that all the cardboard bits from the toilet rolls had been severly nibbled.Upon discovering this horrible truth the club have tried to cover up by fabricating a transfer story, but on realising that it's cheaper to pay 500 gerbils, Steve Lansdown decided to announce that Brooker was staying and that in fact the rest of the team are for sale.He was also seen negotiating with the Cadbury Garden Centre's animal funhouse manager about the bulk purchase of 1,000 dwarf lop rabbits. This has led to speculation in the local press that nothing is happening and Steve is a lovely bloke.It's all true. I know because I made it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 He was also seen negotiating with the Cadbury Garden Centre's animal funhouse manager about the bulk purchase of 1,000 dwarf lop rabbits. Does this mean the East End will re open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granadared Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 He was also seen negotiating with the Cadbury Garden Centre's animal funhouse manager about the bulk purchase of 1,000 dwarf lop rabbits. absolute rubbish!! It was 2500 dwarf lop rabbits!!! I think that your info source is a little suspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthebling Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 So, when do I get my refund on my brick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southport Red Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Antman, Next time, take more water with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 So, when do I get my refund on my brick?You don't but you can repeatedly chuck it at the Rabbits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTone Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 For free? Surely Lansdown would charge for that!Typical, you get charged for killing the things and then a double whammy when you get charged for eating them at half time in the Pasties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antman Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 And then tripple charged when you get the soup at the Chinese later but the slippers are verrrrry warm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antman Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 No mate that's not at the Chinese, that's the Bangkok ladyboy 'parlour'I did wonder what was going on when I asked for number 33 from the menu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antman Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 When they whipped out schlongs bigger than our Trevs?It's a worrying trend this 'I Accidentally bummed a BoyGirl' phenominon, but trust me mate, you're not alone there are people who have been through it too and they're there to help.I've got a good phone number with people that can help, PM if you're interested.The story that always stuck in my mind was an interview with Iggy Pop.Who revealed that one night in Berlin he met this fantastic looking girl, had a few drinks, dropped a few pills and took her back to his hotel. Only when they started to fumble around he discovered the whole truth,that she was in fact a he, but he said 'he/she had such a nice ass that I thought, ah what the hell and whacked off over it anyway'This is a man who went on C4 wearing see through plastic jeans with no underwear.class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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