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When you have spent four hours getting to a match and the team you follow play without desire or cohesion and then you leave thinking "shall i see if they do lock in's in the pub by the away end"?

You it really was bad when you stop in a service station thinking "maybe a sandwhich will make me feel better" and then find that they cost £3.50 each which then makes me thinkl "###### they are trying to violate me"!

You know it's really been a bad night when you put 20p in a machine and i swear "ONE" jelly bean drops out of the ######ing spiteful machine!

You know it has been really bad when a bloody vending machine becomes a reminder [metaphor even!] of tha last two seasons!

So if anyone saw a bloke screaming at a vending machine "DRUGS WOULD BE CHEAPER", that was me and "oh yes it really was a bad night"!

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