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It`s Like Xmas Shopping


potbelly

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If you leave it to the last minute you don`t get what you really wanted.

"What time do you close"?

`5 o`clock, then we`re off down the pub`

I`m looking for a Winger

Sorry sir, sold out

A Striker?

Nope, last one went a couple of hours ago.

Have you got anything left?

I`ve got a Caskey

Does it score?

Ummm

Can it play Right wing?

Hang on sir I`ll just have a look...............

Yep, its got a sticker on the back , says will play right wing if required.

That`s not a sticker, thats a post-it note you just stuck there.

Sorry Sir, i`m closing now, do you want this Caskey or not?

Allright, i`ll take it. Can you wrap it please.

Sorry Sir, you cant actually use it straight away, I`ll get it delivered to you in a fortnight. Best i can do.

Ok, OK, How Much.

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